Cultural fewmet

January 19, 2010

Following the fewmet of our culture.

Filed under: Uncategorized — culturalfewmet @ 9:26 pm

Let’s start by stating a few obvious things: 

1  Anyone who names their child after a character in Avatar is soft as puppy doo.  Of course, if you have named your child Spock or Han, your fontanelle probably has never hardened and is still soft, so wear a helmet.

2 Life is difficult even when it’s easy. (Or maybe I’m just more Catholic than I realized.)

3 My favorite founder is John Hancock – he had great penmanship.

4  Matt Damon is annoying.

5  Politicians should be forced to live in the worst neighborhood of Washington DC as a reminder of the consequences of their spending, laws, and policies; they should only be allowed to fly coach; the only place they should be able to have a business dinner is Wendy’s or Ruby Tuesdays; and they should not be allowed to speak in talking points or slogans. Oh, and an American politician cannot be compared to Hitler until he has either started a world war or sent millions to the gas chamber.

6 Che was a doctor who killed people. That can’t be right. (I wonder if Kervorkian is a fan of Che’s.)

7 Chavez is an idiot. He looks like a troll, sh*ts on democracy, and gives socialism a bad name.

8 Jon Stewart is funny. Unfortunately, he is also not as smart as he thinks he is. But then again – who is?

9 David Letterman hasn’t been funny in ten years.

10 The news media needs an enema.


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